BURMA SHAVE SIGNS!

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD

           TO GAIN A MINUTE

           YOU NEED YOUR HEAD

           YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT

           *** Burma Shave***

     DROVE TOO LONG

           DRIVER SNOOZING

           WHAT HAPPENED NEXT

           IS NOT AMUSING

          ***Burma Shave***

     BROTHER SPEEDER

          LET'S REHEARSE

          ALL TOGETHER

       GOOD MORNING NURSE

         ***Burma Shave***

     CAUTIOUS RIDER

           TO HER RECKLESS DEAR

              LET'S HAVE LESS BULL

         AND MORE STEER

                 ***Burma Shave***

     SPEED WAS HIGH

          WEATHER WAS NOT

          TIRES WERE THIN

          X MARKS THE SPOT

         ***Burma Shave***

     THE MIDNIGHT RIDE

          OF PAUL FOR BEER

          LED TO A WARMER

          HEMISPHERE

        ***Burma Shave***

     AROUND THE CURVE

           LICKETY-SPLIT

           ITS A BEAUTIFUL CAR

           WASN'T IT?

           ***Burma shave***

     NO MATTER THE PRICE

          NO MATTER HOW NEW

          THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE

          IN THE CAR IS YOU

          *** Burma Shave***

     A GUY WHO DRIVES

           A CAR WIDE OPEN

           IS NOT THINKIN'

           HE'S JUST HOPIN'

           ***Burma Shave***

     AT INTERSECTIONS

           LOOK EACH WAY

          A HARP SOUNDS NICE

          BUT ITS HARD TO PLAY

          ***Burma Shave***

     BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL

          EYES ON THE ROAD

          THAT'S THE SKILLFUL

         DRIVER'S CODE

         ***Burma Shave***

     THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN

          HE'S BEEN DRINKING

          DEPENDS ON YOU

          TO DO HIS THINKING

          ***Burma Shave***

     CAR IN DITCH

          DRIVER IN TREE

          THE MOON WAS FULL

          AND SO WAS HE.

         ***Burma Shave***

     And my all time favorite

     PASSING SCHOOL ZONE

          TAKE IT SLOW

          LET OUR LITTLE

          SHAVERS GROW

         ***Burma Shave*