SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA (June. 11)

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery
in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have
become romantically involved with local redneck girls.

The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting
the
creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat
Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and
seal them off.

To date, the Coalition has identified the following children: Mohammed
Billy Bob Abba Bubba, Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit, Mohammed
Forrest Gumpa Bubba, Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba, Bobbie Joe Bubba
Amgood Atat, Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl, Linda Sue Bin There Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung
from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.