SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA (June. 11)
The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery
in their states. Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists
become romantically involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the sad
task of reporting
creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas.
So far, only a smattering of actual
births have been reported, but Pat
Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and
seal them off.
To date, the Coalition has identified the following children: Mohammed
Billy Bob Abba Bubba, Mohammed Jethro Bin
Thinkin Boudit, Mohammed
Forrest Gumpa Bubba, Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba, Bobbie Joe Bubba
Amgood Atat, Betty Jean
Hasbeena Badgurl, Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung
one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.