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Letters to and from Bud

Nort, my friend and retired police chief , sent the following to me.  Please read it and then recommend it to all of your senior friends.  You might also tell your non-senior friends, relatives and acquaintenance to read it too.

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable
deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take
responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.

BUT, upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was NOT the
senior citizens who took

the melody out of music,

the pride out of appearance

the romance out of love

the commitment out of marriage

the responsibility out of parenthood

the togetherness out of the family

the learning out of education

the service out of patriotism,

the religion out of school,

the Golden Rule from rulers,

the nativity scene out of cities,

the civility out of behavior,

the refinement out of language,

the dedication out of employment,

the prudence out of spending, or

the ambition out of achievement.

....and we certainly are NOT the ones who eliminated patience and
tolerance

from personal relationships and interactions with others!!

Does anyone under the age of 50 know the lyrics to the National Anthem?
Just look at the seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their
hearts as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!

Remember....Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
what the heck happened!

YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!  I'm the life of the party...even if it
lasts until 8:20 pm.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I am going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're
saying.

I'm very good at telling stories; over and over and over and over.

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as
mine.

I'm so cared for -- long term care, eye care, private care, dental
care.

I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds,

I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like

I'm realizing that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did
they let kids become policemen?

I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive
at 150?

I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the key to the
storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!

Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I would send it to
many more!

Have I already sent this to you?



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